Aaron .: Mike .: Oleg .: Dustin .: Kon .: Nouvelle Voix
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KON:. Bass
POB:. Kiev, Ukraine
DOB:. July 13th
EQUIPMENT:. Schecter bass. Fender amp.
QUOTE:. "I like my girls not too sharp but not too flat either!"
Kon would LIKE me to tell you that he was born in Kiev and has been playing in bands for upwards of ten years. He'd LIKE me to mention that he holds two Bachelor of Science degrees. He'd LIKE to have you know all about his likes (boobies), his dislikes (pleather pants), his hopes and dreams (to have Japanese fans line up around the block just to get a glimpse of his how-do-you-do), and his infinite ability to come up with inappropriate puns on his own name.
But I'm not going to tell you about any of that. Because you only need to know two things about Kon:
1. He plays a mean bass.
2. He likes to show up to practice dressed as a little German boy and, if questioned, will only pull at his leiderhosen and mutter incoherently that "someone" tried to take his "schnitzel" and "had to die". Also, his hands are usually covered in blood. We don't want to know anything else about Kon, and neither should you... for your own safety.
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