Aaron .: Mike .: Oleg .: Dustin .: Kon .: Nouvelle Voix
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DUSTIN:. Drums
POB:. Portland, Oregon (Also not in Eastern Europe)
DOB:. March 6th
EQUIPMENT:. Slingerland, Pearl, Sabian gear.
This is Dustin, the drummer. Does he look familiar to you? No? Try this: Picture him standing atop a rolling green in the Scottish countryside, wearing facepaint, and a kilt.
No? Nothing? Fine, we'll just tell you.
Dusty is DIRECTLY DESECENDED from William Wallace. Yes, THE William Wallace. We are very excited about this. We wanted to incorporate a new element into our shows, where Dusty-- in full Scottish regalia-- leaps up mid-set, screaming in heavily-accented English about the dirty British (and, of course, FREEEEEDOOOOOMMMM), and then runs out into the crowd, where he uses a mase to cave in the skull of somebody in the audience of whom we are not fond. But he said no to that, because he is a far better person than any of us.
In addition to having a celebrity-dotted family tree, Dusty is an accomplished thespian, an all-around nice guy, and-- at the tender age of 18-- a super-awesome drummer with years of experience in a variety of bands. As the most recent addition to SWO, he holds the valuable responsibilities of keeping the beat and making the rest of the band feel ancient by comparison. Well done, son.
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